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stomper 12:22 Thu Nov 12
Goat Crime in Uganda


Police impound goats draped in dresses

By Robert Muhereza

Posted Monday, November 9 2015 at 11:20
Kampala. Police in Kabale on Sunday impounded a vehicle loaded with ten goats that were draped in dresses to conceal them. The goats were being transported in a saloon car Toyota corolla Reg No UAG 630D.
The police spokesman for Kigezi Mr Elly Maate said that the driver of the car told police that he was hired by suspected thieves who had gathered them from different homes in Rugarama Sub County in Ntungamo district.

“The car driver and one suspected were arrested on Sunday morning at Kigezi High Primary School playground in Kabale municipality following intelligence that stolen goats were being off-loaded. To our dismay, the goats were dressed in dresses to camouflage them as people,” Mr Maate said.
Mr Maate said that the police are currently hunting for the accomplices of the suspected thieves in Kabale town so that they are all brought to book. The officer said the suspects will be transferred to Ntungamo district for prosecution.


From The Ugandan Daily Monitor

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ElmParkPikey 5:39 Sat Nov 14
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Get over yourself you cocksucker

I.want.that.one 5:33 Sat Nov 14
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
a bit like your brain, elmpark? You fucking awful excuse for a human?

ElmParkPikey 5:19 Sat Nov 14
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Fucking them no doubt. No wonder that continent is riddled with aids

Darlo Debs 1:00 Fri Nov 13
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Stomper I think he was nicking peoples undies off their washing lines and blaming the goat ;-)

gph 12:59 Fri Nov 13
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Goats aren't always the victims in goat crime - I want stories where the goat is the perpetrator.

stomper 12:55 Fri Nov 13
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
riosleftsock

When you say you 'had' a pet goat...?

Nurse Ratched 7:15 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
You saw the pics, stomper?

How did they accessorise? Scope for some seriously jaunty jewellery there, though I imagine shoes were more of a challenge.

stomper 7:05 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
I hate to disappoint Spandex, but my wife help set up a number of HIV clinics in Uganda, and one of her colleagues thought we would be amused. The early editions had pics

riosleftsock 6:00 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Had a "pet" goat when I was a bit younger

True story.

Fantastic animals, better than any other guard dog

ted fenton 4:00 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Dr Congo 11:34 Thu Nov 12


:-)

Nurse Ratched 3:31 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
UK goat owners are disappointingly well behaved.

Fifth Column 1:20 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
I hope they weren't interfering with the KIDS

Russ of the BML 1:15 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
I've pulled a couple of old goats in my time.

Northern Sold 11:35 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
If I had a large garden I would get a couple of GOATS... great animals

Dr Congo 11:34 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
FMOG.

Monk~koknee 9:17 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
A sexy minx for you Vexed

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UNnz48s7RPo/StQhVUAFKyI/AAAAAAAAB18/RW0eoYRtunU/s400/pink+leopard+goat+coat+etsy.jpg

Vexed 9:12 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
LINK to goats in dresses, you know the rules.

13 Brentford Rd 8:50 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
*Scratches goatee*

stomper 2:19 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Its about goats
in dresses
Just google it

mentor 2:07 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
Whatever this is about, its important that Ugandan culture stays in Uganda.

stomper 1:06 Thu Nov 12
Re: Goat Crime in Uganda
OK, OK, I'll get my goat.

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